Monday, March 4, 2013

Monopoly

No! It won't work if there is a type of dandelion that cures the common cold. If that were true, we'd all be doomed to ride an ostrich. The long kind, with feathers and a beak. But enough of that. To the issue at hand.....MONOPOLY!!!!!

This game was invented by an ancient Swahili tribe, taken in witchcraft and sorcery. It began as a simple playing game, where one would build hotels on square pieces of land and others would knock them down or burn them while people were still inside. But over time, the game became violent, and there were introduced pieces, a playing board, and fake money. The Swahili people invented Monopoly.

Give a rooster his wings, and he'll show you the movie. But deny him his voice, and the sounds of magic will never be more satisfying.