Corduroy

Today I would like to tell some of my favorite jokes/riddles.  Enjoy.

What do you get when you find a cord whose name is Roy?  CORDUROY!

How do you know if a zebra is alive?  Throw a rock at it and see if it runs.

How do you know if a bear is alive?  Same.  Except you have to run, too.

What did the goose say to the organ?  Can I dub your step?

How many villagers does it take to inhabit a cavely setting?  Just 4!

If Bob makes $2 an hour and Elena makes $5 an hour, who is better off?  Well, this depends on what makes you happy.  If money makes you happy, then obviously Elena is better off.  But many philosophers argue that money is not the only contributor to happiness.  In fact, the American Science Foundation recently found that the #1 determinant of happiness is having positive family relationships (Bullock and Thomas, 2012).

Do you like waffles with Splenda?  If you do, you're a werewolf!

How do you spell "hello" without taking out a mortgage?  "Hi."

Three triangles attack the sovereign nation of Pakistan...why?  Because they're not ovals!

Why did Louis flirt with Molly?  Because he thought that would be nicer than flogging her.

Who is the coolest person in the world?  There is no right answer.


Well, that's it everybody.  I can almost hear your laughs from where I'm soaking up sun on the Romanian coast.  #wishingyouwereherewithmenowsowecouldbetogethereventhoughwerenotrightnow

Out.
Z. F.