Don't look back...

Richard was a poor man,
But he loved to play outside.
No one knew why,
But one day he died.

His firstborn donkey
Got the wooden stove.
His eighthborn badger
Got the raspberry grove.

Two men came to the door
Asking for some crumbs.
The butler told them, "Go die,
I have only thumbs."

Bono came to visit
His longtime friend.
The butler told him,
"Richard hit a dead end."

Bono was sad.  He told
Eunice about the event.
She got into a wrath
And burned down Bono's tent.

Bono died, too, which was
Surely a shame.
But England cared not;
It took the blame.

Then Lord Cunningham
Bought a new lasso.
He used it to find
His very own minotaur.