Difficulty

Is it really that hard to find pants? You would think, "no, silly billy goat. It's not that hard. Unless you ate them (because goats eat anything)". But the truth is, IT IS THAT HARD!!! I can't find them. They have been missing for days. They are tan and lovely. I am not a goat. I threw up in frustration an hour ago, and spent the last ten minutes blowing my nose. I just can't find them. As my friend Timmy would say, "nothing a little juice and a machete can't fix". Well you know what, Timmy? I can't wear juice or a machete. Unless it's around my neck as a necklace. But that still would cover my legs. Sometimes you're so dumb, Timmy.