Played hopscotch today. In the middle of campus. People were walking by, like "What?" "Are you serious, man?!" "You're real handsome..." and "Save me an apple turnover for tomorrow." One elderly man dropped his hot chocolate where I was playing, which erased the chalk lines. I was crushed. Not by the lack of lines, mind you, but by the lack of symmetry. There was no more symmetry! History has shown time and again that civilizations rise and fall with the ebbs and flows of symmetry in nature. Take Rome, for example. One day, everything lined up just perfectly, and BOOM! Rome entered its Golden Age. But after years of progress and prosperity, Roman guards began wearing only half of their armor--just enough to cover the left side of their bodies. Kind of like Willy Wonka's office. That really ticked Romans off, and BOOM! Civil war, and the end of a great society.
Lunch today was surprisingly tasty...PB&J with a some sprinkles on top and a can of olives. Got that one from Rachel Ray. Have you ever noticed how her initials are RR? That's a letter in Spanish. But she's not Latina. Sometimes I think Food Network is up to something. They basically own the goldfish industry, meaning they control half the world's food consumption. We're willing to bring antitrust cases against Microsoft and AT&T, but not Food Network? C'mon.
Love you all. #stayclassymyfriends
ZF
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