This is Roderick Ninian Smart. Who is he? I really have no idea. I searched for 8 minutes on Wikipedia for something interesting, and this is what I found. Let him look into your eyes. Let him stare into your soul and discover those protons of biomolecular stratespherometric mass that have never been explored. He can help you if you let him. You might ask, "How?" Well don't ask me. Ask Ninian. He's got years of experience with things like this. The 1932 project on multidimensional wavetronics? Yeah, that was his work. Don't worry if you don't understand everything I'm saying. Neither do I, but it's all true. Truer than a toasted bagel on a rainy Tuesday morning. You see, John Lennon never really let his bodyguard take his coat to the dry cleaners. He washed it himself. That's something money just can't buy. Ninian understands that...do you? Um, no. Which is why I've posted this entry, even though it's almost 1am here in Montevideo. Just thought I'd give a shout out to all you peeps who I KNOW have been searching for this slice of roast beef. Enjoy.
ZF
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